Geoff Jones

Sep 06

Party for 5. - the remains & poem

Martin Scott said…

The portions of the female
Which appeal to man’s depravity
Are fashioned with considerable care.
And what appears at first to be just a simple cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.

There’s the vulva, the vagina,
And the good old perineum,
And the hymen (that is sometimes found in brides)
The labia majora and the labia minora
The clitoris and god knows what besides.

So what a shame it is then,
That when common people utter
of these mysteries to which I have referred,
They always seem to sink into the language of the gutter
And use such a short- and nasty - little word!
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Sep 01

Emily at her new place in Brighton

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Aug 30

Brothers sleeping on the job

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@sallyinnorfolk the punter!!

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Aug 27

Nick biking with the kids!

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Aug 26

Falafel & roast veg at Giraffe

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Aug 23

The finished kitchen @sallyinnorfolk

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Jacket potato with roast veg. £3.49 at Wetherspoon’s

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Aug 22

@sallyinnorfolk praying for her new floor!

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Aug 21

Kay with her sponge pudding! Http://www.kayevans.ws

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@sallyinnorfolk with insta treacle sponge pud

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@sallyinnorfolk with her Dads trout!

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