The portions of the female Which appeal to man’s depravity Are fashioned with considerable care. And what appears at first to be just a simple cavity Is really an elaborate affair.
There’s the vulva, the vagina, And the good old perineum, And the hymen (that is sometimes found in brides) The labia majora and the labia minora The clitoris and god knows what besides.So what a shame it is then, That when common people utter of these mysteries to which I have referred, They always seem to sink into the language of the gutter And use such a short- and nasty - little word!
The portions of the female
There’s the vulva, the vagina,Which appeal to man’s depravity
Are fashioned with considerable care.
And what appears at first to be just a simple cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.
And the good old perineum,
And the hymen (that is sometimes found in brides)
The labia majora and the labia minora
The clitoris and god knows what besides.So what a shame it is then,
That when common people utter
of these mysteries to which I have referred,
They always seem to sink into the language of the gutter
And use such a short- and nasty - little word!